Paranoid Loyd wrote:
There are easily 20 white knights in Aufay, they are not doing a damn thing.
Oh, give them some credit.
They really add a bunch of classy and well thought out content to the systems local chat. If you enjoy the full spectrum of "white-knight" conversation, you will be delighted to hear all of the classics you've come to know and love - featuring -
* References to human or animal waste products.
* Threats of RL violence directed at other players.
* Sound strategic advice such as "YOU SHOULD GO TO NULLSEC AND TRY THAT"
* Erotic fanfiction with a special focus on homosexual acts.
* Thrilling reports of victory when a white-knight manages to do from 0-1% damage on a catalyst that was concorded.
* A general inability to spell, form a complete thought, or make sense in any way.
* Professional PVP advice - featuring advanced study courses such as "THAT'S NOT *REAL* PVP" and "Post combat data analysis - It was not a "Fair" fight". Master courses such as "Shooting spaceships in a video game that features shooting spaceships and the link to Sociopathic Disorders" and "Economic Bushido: I won't pay because of the principle!"
But wait, there is more! The white-knights in Aufay will bring you exciting NEW hits sure to become favorites. You'll see -
* Amazing examples of "thinking outside of the box" - such as a white-knight in a Falcon parking 50m off the gank target and sacrificing the Falcon to the song of "I've had this falcon forever look how it was rigged I did not want it anyway"
* Other random ships sitting 50m from a gank target and exploding in a dazzling array of PSSSSSSHHHHHHH
* The saga of the white knights in Smart Bombing battleships. Featuring the amazing strategy of galaxy renowned PVP master "DrysonBennington" - the same mastermind that brought you the "LEVEL 4 CODE ORANGE ALERT CODE IS IN SYSTEM" and the mysterious and deadly "Scissors Technique". You will marvel as they deploy smartbombs and do minor damage
to many a catalyst while destroying many random non-code players and their pods - all to EMERGE after being concorded with a negative sec status that confuses them and about a dozen kill rights to be used at a later date for a special encore! (Special feature - brand new and never before seen strategy by PVP master "DrysonBenningon" may also be featured! As of late, he seems to have the ability to come up with at least a few every day.)
* The somber but determined march of as much ECM every single white-knight can possibly bring to the field - which is nullified by ECCM fits time and time again - the true wonder of this is the determination that regardless of it never changing the outcome of a single freighter gank, more faith in this feature is required and simply trying it again in a half hour will result in a outcome that results in .... whatever results the white-knights are convinced will happen.
* The intense rock anthem of REVENGE. Soon, many of the white knights and gank targets will summon their "powerful friends in null sec" who will totally put a stop to this madness. (Please note: Powerful friends in nullsec are not available in some areas including high-sec. Powerful friends in nullsec may decide to be featured at a much later date that can best be described as "Soon".
All of this can be yours for free! Simply set course for Aufay and make sure to bring a towel - the white-knights of Aufay can break into tears of sadness or rage at any moment and it tends to get a bit messy.